https://www.castanet.net/edition/news-story--973-.htm Thu, 10 Oct 2019 09:19:37 PDT Updated every 10 minutes - FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY Copyright: (C) Castanet.net https://www.castanet.net/rss/ https://www.castanet.net/main_images/logos/KelownaLogos/Castanet_Logo.jpg https://www.castanet.net/edition/news-story--973-.htm https://www.castanet.net/news/Humour-Something-Like-That/62081/Military-Update https://www.castanet.net/news/Humour-Something-Like-That/62081/Military-Update Mon, 23 May 2011 05:00:00 PDT Contributed Navy officials in Ottawa have expressed frustration after discovering a new type of torpedo, purchased for our submarine fleet, will not fit into the tube as promised. After numerous attempts at inserting the weapon, despite a lot of grunting, sweating, and lubrication, it was clear the American... https://www.castanet.net/news/Humour-Something-Like-That/61857/Guide-to-Lawn-Care https://www.castanet.net/news/Humour-Something-Like-That/61857/Guide-to-Lawn-Care Mon, 09 May 2011 05:00:00 PDT Contributed It seems I have become a true urbanite now that I have a lush green lawn that is the source of much envy in our community. Having become something of an expert, allow me to offer a few friendly words of advice as to your lawn's care and maintenance (end sarcasm font here please, editor). Lawn-ty... https://www.castanet.net/news/Humour-Something-Like-That/61577/Insurgency-Redux https://www.castanet.net/news/Humour-Something-Like-That/61577/Insurgency-Redux Mon, 25 Apr 2011 05:00:00 PDT Contributed From an interview with a High Ranking Official of the United States Government… Me: "Sir, we would like you to clarify your position with regard to events in the Middle East if you would be so kind." Official: "Certainly. It is really quite straight forward." ... https://www.castanet.net/news/Humour-Something-Like-That/61335/Barber-y-coast-adventures https://www.castanet.net/news/Humour-Something-Like-That/61335/Barber-y-coast-adventures Mon, 11 Apr 2011 05:00:00 PDT Contributed I was delighting in some of the stories my hair stylist (as in ‘hair – singular') was telling me the other day when I realized the longer he talked, the shorter my hair got. This can be an issue for those of us whose follicle fallout seems to be on the increase. For the record, let m...