http://www.castanet.net/edition/news-story--973-.htm Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:05:01 PDT Updated every 10 minutes - FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY Copyright: (C) Castanet.net http://www.castanet.net/rss/ http://castanet.net/images/castanet-small.gif http://www.castanet.net/ http://www.castanet.net/edition/news-story-62081-973-.htm#62081 Mon, 23 May 2011 05:00:00 PDT     Navy officials in Ottawa have expressed frustration after discovering a new type of torpedo, purchased for our submarine fleet, will not fit into the tube as promised. After numerous attempts at inserting the weapon, despite a lot of grunting, sweating,... http://www.castanet.net/edition/news-story-61857-973-.htm#61857 Mon, 09 May 2011 05:00:00 PDT     It seems I have become a true urbanite now that I have a lush green lawn that is the source of much envy in our community. Having become something of an expert, allow me to offer a few friendly words of advice as to your lawn’s care and maintenanc... http://www.castanet.net/edition/news-story-61577-973-.htm#61577 Mon, 25 Apr 2011 05:00:00 PDT From an interview with a High Ranking Official of the United States Government… Me: "Sir, we would like you to clarify your position with regard to events in the Middle East if you would be so kind." Official: "Certainly. It is really quit... http://www.castanet.net/edition/news-story-61335-973-.htm#61335 Mon, 11 Apr 2011 05:00:00 PDT   I was delighting in some of the stories my hair stylist (as in ‘hair – singular’) was telling me the other day when I realized the longer he talked, the shorter my hair got. This can be an issue for those of us whose follicle fallout seems to be on...