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      <title>Get the door...and die!</title>
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      <description>I love Batman and I love pizza. These two facts alone should ensure my complete and absolute adoration of the new Domino's/Dark Knight advertising tie-in. I could go on at length about my dedication to all things Batman but I fear it would reveal far too much about my twisted (and slightly sad) inte...</description>
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      <description>As the blimp flew overhead proclaiming "The World Is Yours" Tony Montana already knew he had it all. He had the money, he had the power and he even had the women. That it took running a ruthless cocaine cartel and brutally murdering anyone who crossed him to acquire it just made things more interest...</description>
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      <description>Everybody knows at least one of them. Silently, they walk among us, unidentified and invisible yet capable of being all-encompassing and smothering when they ply their trade. They are family, they are friends, they are the gal down the street with the lazy eye. They may even be you. Of course I am r...</description>
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      <description>I never really acquired a taste for booze.The hard stuff was too, well, hard and drinking beer just tasted like knocking back old style Listerine without any of the bacteria killing benefits. By this point if you have guessed that at this stage in my life I am likely the guy you see ordering girly...</description>
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