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Asylum for me

Asylum for me

Nov 18, 2013 / 5:00 am

For over a year, Jim and I kept our television unplugged and unwatched. Not one movie or TV show played before our delicate eyeballs. Upon our return to the...

Oh no! Mercury's being bad

Oh no! Mercury's being bad

Nov 4, 2013 / 5:00 am

We live in perilous times, and never more so than now, with Mercury pulling a retrograde number on us. The retrograde Mercury gig, well-known among...

Winter is a meme

Winter is a meme

Oct 21, 2013 / 6:00 am

So, you’re looking out at the sunshine, and when you see the words ‘winter is a meme’, you’re thinking, “Umm, no . . . no thanks....

How to write a column

How to write a column

Oct 7, 2013 / 5:00 am

So, you’ve been thinking about writing a column. You’re muttering, “That Jo Slade, what a bunch of garbage she writes. Each lousy word is like...

The dog ate my column

The dog ate my column

Sep 23, 2013 / 5:00 am

Okay, so I had a 2000-word column ready to go today, OMG it was a beauty. Best work I’ve ever done, actually. It was a story of hope and beauty mixed with...

Keeping abreast of Lori

Keeping abreast of Lori

Sep 9, 2013 / 5:00 am

Here we are, at a downtown sidewalk café for early-morning fried eggs and beer. My companion, the now-famous columnist and radio personality Lori...

The Castanet conniptions

The Castanet conniptions

Aug 26, 2013 / 5:00 am

I did something this past week that has all but destroyed the peace and tranquility of a large group of people. Did I murder someone? No. Did I rob them blind?...

The neighbourhood catwalk

The neighbourhood catwalk

Aug 12, 2013 / 5:00 am

For the past five years or so, I have enjoyed the occasional and highly questionable pastime of sitting in the car (or on a bench or at a sidewalk cafe) to...

Kristofferson

Kristofferson

Jul 29, 2013 / 5:00 am

There are two kinds of interviews one might possibly conduct with singer/songwriter/actor Kris Kristofferson. One is real, the other not so much. My goal is to...

Ina gadda da craft beer

Ina gadda da craft beer

Jul 15, 2013 / 5:00 am

When I first met Jim, which was something like 100 years ago (oh, close enough. . . it is ten years shy of 1/2 of that) (that sounds complicated, but...

The full hipster

The full hipster

Jul 1, 2013 / 5:00 am

I am not a hipster. I’m far too old, too uncool, and really, just too tired. But that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy them. What exactly is a...

A poundkeeper's story

A poundkeeper's story

Jun 17, 2013 / 5:00 am

One day I get a call from an elderly lady about a little dog on the loose. We went - there was this tiny little Shihtzu, scared to death. We couldn't get...

Word-smartaleckiness

Word-smartaleckiness

May 20, 2013 / 5:00 am

My daughter, Heather, likes to torment me by sprinkling the following two terms throughout email messages: ‘forsure’ and ...

Minds untucked

Minds untucked

May 6, 2013 / 5:00 am

So, I belong to a secret group on Facebook. The group is set to secret because it is filled with extremely inappropriate, offensive, rude, insulting,...

I swear

I swear

Apr 22, 2013 / 5:00 am

It’s sad but it’s true: I sometimes swear like a trooper, or maybe it’s more like a sailor. In fact, I could make a sailor blush with the...

Online lunacy

Online lunacy

Apr 8, 2013 / 5:00 am

I tend to think I’m crazy, but have come to realize that I have serious competition in that department. The Internet is chock-full of absolutely crazy...

Mouldering bookmarks

Mouldering bookmarks

Mar 25, 2013 / 6:00 am

Today’s column is about organization, specifically organization of your browser. Not to show off, but my browser bookmark organization is second to none,...

When I grow up

When I grow up

Mar 11, 2013 / 5:00 am

When I was a kid, I sometimes wondered what I’d end up doing when I grew up. The decades passed, and each decade brought the same question back to mind,...

It's boosterism, baby

It's boosterism, baby

Feb 25, 2013 / 5:00 am

You’ll have to excuse the wet spots all over this column, they are from the tears I’ve shed since learning the painful news today. Please keep calm...

Sound of music

Feb 11, 2013 / 5:00 am

Sound of music, sound of talking, sound of cards shuffling, sound of silence; these are a few of the sounds in our house these days. The missing sound? The...

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