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Seasoned hello

Seasoned hello

Nov 17, 2014 / 5:00 am

Oh no. Remembrance Day has passed and that can mean only one awful thing: It’s time for The Annual Bombardment of Everything Christmas. Ahem, including,...

Untitled

Untitled

Nov 3, 2014 / 5:00 am

In theory when you take a break from work you return feeling fresh and eager. You fully intend to stop being a slacker. However, ‘theory’ is just...

Finding a way home

Sep 22, 2014 / 5:00 am

What is home? Ask a hundred people and you’ll get a hundred different answers, but what they’ll have in common is this: all want to be there. This...

Cause-O-Rama

Cause-O-Rama

Sep 8, 2014 / 5:00 am

Hard to choose a topic this week. Teachers or ice buckets? Strikes or causes? Something that drives me crazy or something that drives me insane? It was a tough...

He walks on water

He walks on water

Aug 25, 2014 / 5:00 am

The other day I was searching for songs to play on my guitar, and came across an old favourite called ‘He Walks On Water’:...

Shop-nots

Shop-nots

Aug 11, 2014 / 6:00 am

There was a time many years ago when I was willing to go shopping. ‘Willing’ meant I’d go if nothing could stop it from happening, and the...

I'm sick

I'm sick

Jul 28, 2014 / 5:00 am

The other day I took a life-changing test on facebook. Oh come on, stop dissing facebook tests, how else would I know what kind of appliance I am (blender) or...

Baby, you're so hot

Baby, you're so hot

Jul 10, 2014 / 5:00 am

There shouldn’t be a need to write this particular column, yet for some insane reason there is, because no matter how many times the message is put out...

The day I shamed B.C.

The day I shamed B.C.

Jun 30, 2014 / 5:00 am

I have a confession to make. Several years ago, my daughter and I were on a summer road trip traveling across the Canadian prairies. In Saskatchewan we had to...

Run-on, little sentence, run on

Run-on, little sentence, run on

Jun 16, 2014 / 5:00 am

I have recently rediscovered my fondness for the run-on sentence, it is something that I’ve neglected for many years now, years that were, truth be told,...

Fanatic dog owners

Fanatic dog owners

Jun 2, 2014 / 5:00 am

The Fanatic Dog Owner, a subspecies of Pet Owner, is a growing branch of pet ownership that is daily reaching new levels of of frenzied emotions, enabled by...

No complaints please

No complaints please

May 19, 2014 / 5:00 am

Someone on Facebook posted a challenge the other day, for people to go 24 hours without complaining. I thought, well, that’s a piece of cake. Easy as...

It's Sunny inside

It's Sunny inside

May 5, 2014 / 5:00 am

First up: As you can see, I have returned like the proverbial bad penny. For those who wondered where in hell I was, all I can say: alien abduction. For those...

Where are the clowns?

Where are the clowns?

Feb 24, 2014 / 5:00 am

In a shocking disclosure, news that clowns have been put on the endangered species list has triggered panic in the once-thriving clown industry. ...

GoPro Jo

GoPro Jo

Feb 10, 2014 / 5:00 am

I was given a GoPro Hero 3+ Black for my birthday this year. A GoPro is not a regular camera, it is an action camera for adventure-seekers: bungee jumpers,...

The crazy one

The crazy one

Jan 27, 2014 / 5:00 am

My column this week is an ode to my Andrew, my grandson, my kindred spirit. He is a boy who just turned eight last week. Eight! Since the day he was born,...

Needles abound

Needles abound

Jan 13, 2014 / 5:00 am

It happens every year, typically starting in late fall. You’re reading the news and suddenly there it is, the annual ‘Uh-oh, it’s flu...

Week after Christmas

Week after Christmas

Dec 30, 2013 / 5:00 am

'Twas the week after Christmas, and all through the cabin, Each creature was tired, and all of them crabbin’. The stockings lay savaged on the...

On a quest

On a quest

Dec 16, 2013 / 5:00 am

Welcome to The Jo Slade Christmas Romp O’ Good Will, Eggnog and Other Stuff Too Merry For Words column. Since my curmudgeon-esque Christmas column two...

Christmas curmudgeon

Christmas curmudgeon

Dec 2, 2013 / 5:00 am

Ho. Ho. Ho. It’s December. My quest at this time of year is to find ways to maintain my elusive delicate-like-a-flower ‘Christmas...

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