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Chinese opera: good for what ails you

Chinese opera: good for what ails you

Sep 1, 2010 / 5:00 am

I sing in the shower. Mainly I sing opera, and a great deal of the time, the opera is Chinese opera. Truth be told, I’d be an opera star the likes the world...

Nouns on the run

Nouns on the run

Aug 25, 2010 / 5:00 am

Have I mentioned yet that I have a grandson? How old is he, you ask? Who can say. As soon as I’m able to remember his age he changes it. He isn’t quite five...

The drama queen: life with Angus

The drama queen: life with Angus

Aug 18, 2010 / 5:00 am

There’s this super-sized Border Collie dog who hangs around our neighbourhood. Every time I turn around, he’s there. I’ve come to know him pretty well,...

Five stages of life

Five stages of life

Aug 11, 2010 / 5:00 am

Recent scientific research conducted at the Old As Dirt Institute has revealed previously unknown facts about stuff. Among other things, a cure for what ails...

Quiz time: Trippin

Quiz time: Trippin""

Aug 4, 2010 / 5:00 am

My adoring readers have been bugging me to write a travel feature, they know I’m the one to ask, because I know everything. One reader wrote: “We can’t go...

Grandparent helpline: babies chapter

Grandparent helpline: babies chapter

Jul 28, 2010 / 5:00 am

If you’re old as dirt, chances are that by now your kids have coughed up (relatively speaking) some grandkids for your amusement/entertainment. Now, someone...

The Greenway war zone

The Greenway war zone

Jul 21, 2010 / 5:00 am

The Mission Greenway is a lovely trail, so peaceful, so tranquil, a place where nature touches the soul, friendly smiling trees shade you from the sun, and a...

Round and roundabout we go

Round and roundabout we go

Jul 14, 2010 / 5:00 am

About five years ago, Kelowna was blessed with its first roundabout, the one on Burtch, the ‘Blast-Thru Burtchenator’, as it is known amongst the ‘in...

One-time-only horoscoptical delights

One-time-only horoscoptical delights

Jul 7, 2010 / 5:00 am

By Jo ‘Moonbeam’ Slade You should be sitting down when I tell you this, and for heaven’s sake, don’t panic: I was visited by the astrological fairy...

Sizzlin’ summer test

Sizzlin’ summer test

Jun 30, 2010 / 5:00 am

Pass this test, or else no summer for you! Tsk! Summer has been an iffy thing this year, but as of tomorrow (on Canada Day, no less) summer will be in full...

The reluctant thumb

The reluctant thumb

Jun 23, 2010 / 5:00 am

My previously white thumb has turned a sort of sickly pale green. It’s so pale that one could be forgiven for not noticing, but I can see it, and it troubles...

Trauma ahead!

Trauma ahead!

Jun 16, 2010 / 5:00 am

It is a sad fact of life that boomers may finally be entering middle age. Well, more accurately: they are almost, possibly, maybe, sort of reaching the start of...

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