Sheen wants some 'Bieber Fever'

It seems that Charlie Sheen wants to be BFFs with Canadian teen sensation Justin Beiber…  and now over 5.5 million Twitter followers know it!

Sheen was attempting to send Beiber a private message over Twitter and accidentally sent out his personal  digits… to everyone!

“310-954-7277 Call me, bro. C” said the message.  The Tweet has since been removed and Sheen has had to change his phone number, but not before receiving over 1800 texts and numerous phone calls by fans.

Sheen sent the message while having dinner in Las Vegas; why he all of a sudden thought “I should contact Justin Beiber, maybe he wants to hang out with me since no one else does!  Maybe being friends with the most popular teenager in the world will jack up my profile again”, is beyond me.

The ‘rockstar from mars’ took the whole thing is stride though, answering calls by saying “Ray’s Pizza” or using his coin phrase “winning”. 

I wonder if Beiber himself actually received the message that was intended for him?

Alec Baldwin Ticks Off American Airlines

Baldwin just doesn’t know when to quit when he’s ahead!  Baldwin was on ‘SNL’ this weekend to make light of his recent incident with American Airlines last week, when he got booted off a flight for not shutting off his phone. 

If you haven’t seen it yet, the skit is quite funny: Baldwin plays an American Airline pilot that is publicly giving an apology to…  himself. American Airlines, however, is not finding it so humorous!  The airline may now stop airing episodes of ’30 Rock’ on their flights! 

No actual decision has been made as of yet, but the airline union is seriously considering pulling the show from its inflight rotation since the incident. 

Lohan Loses Purse…  and $10G

Lindsay Lohan is back in the news, and again, it’s not for her wise career choices!

The hot mess decided to take a *much needed* vacation to Hawaii after all the drama of her court case, 5 hours in prison, her community service at the LA County morgue and the early release of her ‘photo spread’ in Playboy to just get away… only to have her $5000 Chanel purse go missing out of her rented Jeep that had been parked in front of a residential house where was attending a party.

It doesn’t end there, of course. Also stuffed in the purse was $10,000 as well as her passport AND her probation permission to leave LA.

Luckily however, the purse and the documents were found nearby by a local and returned to her.  The cash? Nowhere to be found!

It ceases to amaze me how dumb this chick is: why would she leave her purse in her Jeep with that much dough in it, and why was she even carrying that much in cash with her in the first place?  It’s not like its pocket money for a cab!

Men in Black 3

Dear Will Smith:

must ask why?  Why you felt the need to get back to ‘grass roots’ so-to-speak and pull together a third installment of a series that I must admit…  is not your best work to date! 

You have SO many choices of scripts and films that are probably sent to you by your agent on a daily basis, yet you choose to take a step back – a full decade back - as that is when we last saw Jay and Kay (Tommy Lee Jones).

I also want to know how you wrangled such amazing acting talent as Emma Thompson!  What did you promise her so that she would take that role?  Or even Josh Brolin for that matter?

As well, I am not the biggest fan of the new story line either. Time travel?  Apparently Jay must travel back to 1969 to save Kay from a biker baddie named Yaz (Jemaine Clement – Flight of the Concords) who is looking to end Jay’s life and set off a series of events that will end the earth?

Seems kinda lame to me!

Let’s see if you can make the trailer and the plot line a bit better by next summer…

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